Category Archives: Life
Wife-Inspired Ramblings (With Profanity!)
First, a poem:
my wife is wacko.
yes
and?
that’s right…take the big pile of cookies and walk away
now she boogies
in underwear
with finger pointing
looking at me with wary eyes
“laundry has been in there for a long time”
“stinks” she says
no duh
mold.
Grandpa
My grandfather passed away on November 9th nearly ten years ago.
My marriage license arrived today, November 9th, after nearly a week’s delay.
I was married to the women of my dreams on October 17th, and while I did think of him on my wedding day, it did not occur to me that the anniversary of his [...]
Perfect Wedding and Left Hand Heavier
It was five months of planning, preparation, decisions and very difficult times, all leading up to the best day of my life (so far; I expect many more from this woman). Between the decision to use my Mother and her husband’s home as the venue, the food, the flowers, the invites, the music, the chairs [...]




The Machine Is Us/ing Us