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This Was Actually Sent to My Work By a Human Being In Need of a Job

shitty-resume

Behold the resume of the next President of the United States.

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The Machine Is Us/ing Us

Though it’s 3 years old already, this is an excellent and (dare I say it) emotional take on Web 2.0. Hell, may as well just call it 3.0 now.  Though some of the subject matter may be out of date (XML, really? CSS with HTML works pretty well, too), it illustrates the ever-changing shape of the internet and what it means to the future of community, culture, society and even humanity. It was made by Michael Wesch, Assistant Professor of Cultural Anthropology at Kansas State University. Enjoy.

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How To Buy a New Car Without Getting Screwed

Given this is the time of year when car dealers offer A) Their best deals and B) Their best tactics to screw you over, it seemed like the perfect time to post this video. I don’t have any idea who this guy is, other than “Rob Gruhl,” but his tips on buying a new car are brilliant and come from a lot of car-buying experience.

I have purchased only one new car thus far in my life, but I was not the one who did the haggling. I left that to my mother’s husband, who is an expert at grinding out great deals (not to mention he had already purchased multiple cars from the dealer we went to). That said, remembering how he operated and now watching this video, I have realized that I think I will be able to haggle for my own car next time.

However the biggest hurdle is going to be not caring about how much of an asshole you’re being to the dealer.

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Wife-Inspired Ramblings (With Profanity!)

crazy-peeps3First, a poem:

my wife is wacko.
yes
and?
that’s right…take the big pile of cookies and walk away
now she boogies
in underwear
with finger pointing
looking at me with wary eyes
“laundry has been in there for a long time”
“stinks” she says
no duh
mold. … Continue Reading

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Rare Parrot Rapes Photographer Video

Please don’t let the title frighten you. This is yet another video that was just too hilarious not to post.

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